Dude Going Down Waterslide Flies Over The Railing And Directly Down A Cliff

FB – Too dang old to be going down water slides. Fell off this one that is over a rocky cliff. First time in an ambulance. I’m currently in the hospital in Round Rock. Broke my arm (humerus) and fractured ribs. Multiple lacerations on my back, arms and side. Just found out I don’t need surgery so that’s good news! One more night in Austin then I can go home to Dallas.

On top of the safety bar failing on a roller coaster or having your dick snap in two while beating cheeks, this has gotta be one of the worst fears imaginable while doing something fun. Talk about turning a wet dream into a nightmare. We’ve all been there going down a waterslide, too. You’re lying if you say you’ve never had that “Oh FUCK” moment while going Ludicrous Speed down a waterslide and thought you were going airborne over the edge into orbit. If that’s never happened to you than you’re just not living dangerously enough. And, no David, you’re not too dang old to be going down water slides. Grown men gotta live, too. But you are too dang old to have other people film you going down water slides. Grow up, Peter Pan.

If anything he got lucky falling down that cliff and only walking away with those injuries. Could’ve been worse. He could’ve never come back like this chick who got sent directly to Davy Jones’ Locker.

Bach to the Loch with you, Nessie.